as i mention in the title this little questionnaire comes courtesy of jemdoe's blog which is
here
1) If you were an alien, what characteristics would you have?
i'd have longer arms, never get tired, glow in the dark and speak in farts...
2) An asteroid is going to hit earth in 5 minutes. You spend that time making the best love of your life. Who is it with?
either Jessica Alba, Daryl Hannah or Susan Sarandon... or Erika Foyster, the only girl i've ever fallen in love with...
3) Which would you rather have: £1million in cash, or a trip via Virgin into space?
i'd take the money, visit japan and move to finland...
4) Are cigarette smokers more attractive than non smokers?
personality wise there probably is, if somebody you find attractive and got together with wasn't willing to give up smoking for you they obviously don't care that much about you.
5) What would you do in your 15 minutes of fame?
end it after 14 minutes and become famous for being the man who had 14 minutes of fame.
6) You are given the opportunity to go back in time, when would you go back to and why?
if it was a moment during my lifetime and i travelled back into my own past as myself i would go back to the day i started secondary school and change the outcome of the 4 and a half years that followed, therefore obliterating the future from which i travelled back in time from meaning i would have never been able to travel back in time or had travelled back in time already and my intervention had led to the exact same events happening therefore creating an endless loop in which i constantly mess up my own life trying to make it better... that's pretty much why i don't believe time travel to be possible (that and i don't actually believe in the existence of time itself)...
7) What would be the most romantic way a person could ask you out?
i've never been asked out (or asked anyone out for that matter) so that's really hard for me to answer, i suppose somebody just feeling that way about me would be romantic enough. there's plenty of time for romance in the relationship.
8) Which cartoon character would you say is most like you?
Dangermouse, he's in control of any situation on a small enough scale for him to handle... or perhaps it's just because DM is so damn awesome 
9) You find a lamp, you rub it, as you do, and a genie appears. The mean bugger only gives you one wish, what would it be? (and you can't act all miss america and ask for world peace etc.)
to rule the world!
10) One word to describe you.....
lonely
